Batman Riding Superman in "Give That Back!!!"

EXTERIOR, LOWER STRATOSPHERE, DAY.

SUPERMAN: Why are you sitting on my ass?

BATMAN: Jus' thinkin.

SUPERMAN: About what, Bruce?

BATMAN: How I'm gonna get my watch outta there.

SUPERMAN: Asshole!

BATMAN: Exactly.

SUPERMAN: You go splat now.

BATMAN: Again?! (Falls)

Batman Riding Superman; A Play In One Act.

EXTERIOR, LOWER STRATOSPHERE, DAY.

Superman: I wish I knew how to quit you.

Batman: Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you, Clark, that I'm like this!

Superman: I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f--ks once or twice a year! (Flies higher, unbuckles codpiece.)

Batman: I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... I can't stand being like this no more, Clark.

Superman: Get the f--k off me! (Batman falls)

SCENE.