Burger King Rolls Out New Sandwich: The BK 10:30.

Burger King Rolls Out New Sandwich: The BK 10:30.

Burger King, America's #2 Sh-t Food restaurant, announced that they are adding a "transitional" sandwich to their menu: The BK 10:30.

The BK 10:30 is a breakfast Croissan'wich that is, er . . . sandwiched between the two beefy patties of a Double Whopper.

"It can only be ordered around 10:30 in the morning," said HRH King, the creepy BK mascot. "That's when we are switching over from breakfast to lunch."

Burger King expects to sell about 100,000 a week nationwide, which is 99,980 more that the BK Veggie Burgers, which tastes like a cow's a--hole with mustard.

"The 'sandwich,' which has 4,400 calories and 420 grams of trans fat, face some opposition from the New Jersey Attorney General, who plans to arrest any BK employee that serves a BK 10:30.

"That is an myocardial infarction waiting to infarct," said the Attorney General. "Selling that is like selling a loaded revolver. Fat people will be dying by the unmarked-graveload."

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie --also stuffed with beefy patties-- has other ideas.

"The BK 10:30 (nom) is now (nom, nom) the official State (nom, munch) sandwich of New (*farts*_ Jersey," we think he said.

Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Corpulence.

Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Corpulence.

----by anthonyrosania

Topics: Fat, McDonalds, New Jersey, Governor, Chris Christie

A new website, which will not receive a free plug herein, is knocking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's millionaire status and cholesterol levels in a series of new ads.

"Governor Christie cut our schools, women's health care and our public safety to give a tax break to millionaires," says the ad, which is appearing ad nauseum on New Jersey 101.5, ostensibly because the penis-cream ad dollars are drying up. "Christie hates schoolchildren as much as he hates fat-free salad dressing and aerobic exercise."

"With Christie in Trenton, fat-cat rich people and fast-food restaurants are raking in the bucks, while our Governor wipes his ass with your tax dollars," the ads continue. "And do you know how many tax dollars it takes to clean Governor Christie's ass? We don't either, but we're guessing it's more than 5 or 6."

"I made some pretty good investments. Should I apologize for that?" asked Christie, while snacking on bacon-wrapped Gummi Worms. "What do they want from me? I should be like, Oooh, sorry, legislature. I'd love to stick around and balance the budget, but I gotta fly back to Trenton and pick up my paycheck. Later, f--kers'?"

"I care about two things in this life," he concluded. "The welfare of the people of the great state of New Jersey, and forcing McDonalds to keep the McRib on the menu throughout the year [citation needed]."