Why Fellating Strangers For Money Is Often A Bad Idea.

You know, you do what you have to do to get by, but how about a thank you, or a slap on the ass and an 'atta boy", or something, you know, because what I do for money is one thing, but, ya know, I have feelings, too, so, you know, this one guy, I'll call him "My doctor", he said, "There's something for you on the dresser," and I'm like, "OK, thanks," and he's like, "That's it? 'Thanks'? Maybe you need to look and see how much is there first," so I went over and I'm like, "Yup, thanks," and he's like, "That's $150.00, ya know," and I'm all, "Yes, I can count," so he walks over and picks the money up, so I told him, "You're not funny, put the money back," and he says, "Why should I? You don't even appreciate it," and so I coughed a little... er... remnant of his deposit back up and said,"See, that's why. By the way, can you stop eating asparagus, because, YUCK," and he walks and says, "F--k you," and raises his hand, so, of course I keep a 3", 5-shot Taurus in my sock, so I pulled it out and said," look, we're not playing the f--k around anymore, so put the money down and get the f--k out," and you can tell he was scared, so he goes, "F--k you, you f--king whore," and I swear to God, I just snapped, and all I saw was red, so I pulled the hammer back and pointed the weapon at his gongulator and said. "It's time to leave," and he f--king spit at me and said, "whatever, whore," which just made me feel terrible, because, ya know, Im not happy about doing this for money, and I'm not proud of it, but I've got mouths to feed, so I do what I have to.

ve to.