Th3 H0ly B1bl3: Facebook's New Version of KJV Bible, with Emoticons

For God \VVV/ so loved :-* the world, that he gave his only begotten
— John 3:16 (KingZuckerberg Version)

It had to happen, I guess: There'll be an announcement this week that Facebook Press will be releasing what they call "Th3 H0ly B1bl3 for the 21st century, with emoticons."

"It'll be, like, super-easy to, like, follow and stuff because, like, it won't have all the, like, stupid Shakespearey world and stuff," said Google's VP Of Creative Christianity, 17-year-old Morgan Forster.

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Thanks, Nick, for thde idea.