--- anthony rosania
I Poked somebody on Facebook and now...
...my finger has a cottage cheese-like discharge.
...Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant.
...I'll never wash this finger again.
...they want me to Google all over their Twitter.
...I'm paying child support for some kid named Farmville.
...I've been sued for sexual harassment.
...I'm 200 facebook credits poorer.
...Myspace is jealous.
...and now she won't stop messaging me.
...and now she says if I don't talk to her she's gonna kill herself on webcam.
...it hurts when I pee.
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