Hey, Baseball: Ya Might As Well Change The Name of the MLB At-Bat 11 App to Laura...

Hey, Baseball: Ya Might As Well Change The Name of the MLB At-Bat 11 App to Laura...

You know why? Because it is as "compatible" with my "compatible" phone as I was "compatible" with that hideous (and now disbarred) succubus I once married.

You took $9.99 out of my checkbook, MLB. Laura's chunk, admittedly, was bigger.

I'd love to watch a game with you, because you TOLD me I'd be able to before I married... er, "bought" you, but my phone isn't good enough for you.

I'd love to listen to a game with you. But after about 45 seconds Nothing that comes out of your speaker is even remotely listenable. Just as... unlistenable as, say... LAURA!

So, enjoy my money, MLB. And my house. Wait, the house was Laura...