Batman Riding Superman; A Play In One Act.

EXTERIOR, LOWER STRATOSPHERE, DAY.

Superman: I wish I knew how to quit you.

Batman: Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you, Clark, that I'm like this!

Superman: I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f--ks once or twice a year! (Flies higher, unbuckles codpiece.)

Batman: I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... I can't stand being like this no more, Clark.

Superman: Get the f--k off me! (Batman falls)

SCENE.