Funniest Response to Our "Write for Defamationstation.com" Craigslist.org ad.

We received a number of FANTASTIC responses to our "Write For Defamationstation.com" ad on Craigslist. ()

And then this a--hole wrote us. Here is his email, verbatim.

Dear fellow amateur comedy writer: (ED: Amateur?)

No, I do not want to write for your website. Comedic satire went the way of Victorian era etiquette, dollar gasoline, change we can believe in and the rapture: that sh-t was played out years ago. Why would I want to throw my pearls of brilliant insight and observation to the swine of the unemployed American public, that being the only segment of the world population with nothing better to do than become the target demographic of a no name comic with a domain name from GoDaddy he spent his last twenty bucks on?

F--k that noise.

If I wanted to put myself through that type of anguish, I could just as easily sit at home and stick pins in my eyes. If I really wanted to make America think about what's going on in the world, I would much rather draw up stick figure diagrams of how to masturbate with a cheese grater and baseball bat. These would at least stand a chance of being taken seriously by the idiots in the throes of being black out drunk or on day two point five of a three day meth binge, and therefore demonstrate the evils of bottom of the barrel internet content solicited by the a--holular second fiddle from another purveyor of bottom of the barrel internet content. In conclusion, comedic satire is for dip sh-ts and pricks who will eventually become exactly what they seek to satirize: dip sh-ts and pricks. I will not sully my moral or intellectual integrity by contributing to your project.

COLLIN RUSSERT
crussert@gmail.com


Really? I mean, it doesn't break my heart to be called the "a--holular second fiddle from another purveyor of bottom of the barrel internet content"; yay, bottom of the barrel internet content. What I don't understand is why waste all this time? I mean, he had to stop writing his own manifesto, search craiglist for writing gigs, find ours, read it, research me to find out that I am a "no name comic", and then craft this email. Holy crap.

The moral of this story?
1.) Don't insult defamationstation.com readers!
2.) Emails to publishers (even bottom of the barrel internet publishers) become their property, ad can be used as they see fit.


Gosh, I hope I don't forget to remove his name and email address. And his Facebook page. (ED: http://www.facebook.com/people/Collin-Russert/1108597808)